YOU FOUND IT.

A tiny corner of the internet made specifically for you.

So... what do you want to do?

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OH.

You actually clicked it.

Interesting decision.

STEP 2 OF ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY THINGS

CONGRATULATIONS!!

You have successfully wasted your time.

Honestly, impressive.

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OH, GROW UP.

You spent all that time chasing a button...

...when you're already getting older. 😭

Happy birthday, old man.

Okay. THIS is the last thing.

No tricks.

No running buttons.

No unnecessary security systems.

Just something I wanted you to have.

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Proof that you survived another year. Unfortunately, the evidence is not looking good. 😭

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I really wanted to surprise you with something, so I made you this little corner of the internet. It might not be the best website ever made (please don't inspect the code, I have dignity), but I genuinely tried. And if it's terrible, you can always teach me how to make it better.

More than anything, I hope you know that you're genuinely loved, appreciated, and thought about more than you probably realise. You don't have to have everything figured out right now — you're allowed to take things one step at a time. I hope this year is kind to you, and gives you plenty of reasons to laugh, do stupid things, make good memories, take care of yourself, and meet people who make life feel a little lighter.

I hope you always remember that there are people quietly rooting for you. ♡

Happy birthday, you idiot.

You made it through the entire website.
I hope it was worth your time. ♡

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YOU MADE IT.

You have successfully passed the extremely sophisticated security system protecting this message.

One little thing...

For you. ♡ a little celebration

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♡

Today is officially about you.

Make a wish. ♡

And... we're done. 🎉

You can have the cake.

You just can't eat it because your stomach has other plans. 💀